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Aastha Shukla
Seeking Full-Time SDE Roles - May'24
MS - CS @ Syracuse University
Ex-Senior Software Engineer
  • Residence:
    Syracuse, NY, USA

Language Proficiency:
English
Hindi
Marathi

Technical Proficiency:
Development:
  • JavaScript/Typescript (NodeJs, ReactJS)
  • C, Java, Python, Haskell
  • HTML5, CSS3, Bootstrap
Database
  • MySQL/PLSQL/MSSQL/PostgreSQL
  • MongoDB, DynamoDB
  • Snowflake, Flyway, Looker
Project Management and Version Control Tools
  • Jira, Confluence
  • Miro, Notion
  • Gitlab/GitHub/Git, Bitbucket
Others
  • Amazon Web Service
  • Terraform
  • Docker
  • Postman
  • Sumologic
  • NewRelic
  • Robotic Process Automation: UiPath
  • Robotic Process Automation: UiPath

[Draft - Placeholder Page]:Some original puns/wordplays

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Whoever started calling glue as gum in hindi was brilliant because nothing causes more grief than attachment!


If this ain't genius I am not sure what is!
What do you call a bunch of LGBTQ+ software engineers taking a tea break?


QWERTY
Bought a sea facing bungalow at marine drive and started calling myself a sea-near software developer.
The real fitness challenge is trying to fit in everywhere you go.
Went out with an ex today for a date, paid for the meal we had and calling the entire experience of arranging it's logistics as FedEx .
On a lighter note,

do you smoke?
Bought a boat today.

It was for sale.
They are mean to you,

because they are just average!
Why don't people raise their toast,

with their morning chai ?
[Hindi]: Having 9 times mental breakdown at work and calling it naucry.
Cousin of mine asked me to invest in his new dry fruit business .

The entire idea sounds nuts to me.
I am 24 and am constantly disappointed with the fact that I have not come across a single salon offering manicure or pedicure services called as "nailed it."

What a waste!
Seems like the only way I'll receive any form of love is if I switch my career path to being a tennis player and be astoundingly bad at it.
If you are a beauty blogger as well as a raging alcoholic,

do you serum everywhere?
No wonder there is such high gender disparity amongst MBA graduates. It's solely because man-ages, but women don't.
What do you mean when you say that the uncomfortably cold paneer dish is not called paneer chilly?
Why does MacBook sound like an item that McDonald's would sell had it owned a library?
Giving you my top 3 recommendations to watch this week:
1. Rolex
2. Titan
3. Fossil
Still thinking as to why ain't the expiration date of any sauce called sausage?
[Hindi]: What do you mean that the homepage of quora is not quora kagaz??

Aastha Shukla

Some puns and wordplays!